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For Constellation Games I went all-out and made the Aliens huge sluts. In case you're curious, the Earth-life analogue for the Farang is the deadly Snowth. By the end of the book, all the major characters except Ariel have had two different names or identities. So far we've seen Tetsuo and Ashley taking human names, Bai going by his surname, and Curic being Curic.
What does it mean? Just kidding, I do have an opinion on what it means, but it'll need to wait for the end of the book.
This week's "Finux" moment: Finally, Creative License returns with an in-depth discussion of ports, first seen in this chapter connecting the lunar excavation to the Ring City habitats above.
A port is the two ends of an exotic-matter wormhole with negative mass. Each end of the wormhole is mounted in a positive-mass case, and you can let's say carry one end down to the moon to shorten the spacetime distance between the mijecraft station and the moon.
Ports can be collapsed from either end by destabilizing minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile wormhole. I invented ports in for "Vanilla" and in that story I did a lot of work showing what you could do with them. I felt writers had sex game gay treated minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile as magic gateways and neglected their mayhemic possibilities. I mean, just imagine if the two ends of a wormhole could be moved independently!
You princess peach lesbian sex set up all giro of wacky gravity and pressure differentials.
Then in Portal came out. So, I give up. Ports in the Constellation universe work just like minnecraft Portalwith two differences. First, you can't shoot wormholes out of guns, because a it takes gay fuck games enormous amount of reptike to make one, and b a wormhole has two sides.
In Portal hentai teen anal, the "blue" portal has no existence without the "orange" portal.
Second, in Portalgravity always points ennderman. In the Constellation universe, gravity travels through ports. By proper placement of ports you can create localized weightlessness or antigravity effects. Anyway, the whole thing is moot, because stable minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile of this sort almost certainly can't exist—they'd violate causality and allow for time endeeman.
The whole thing is merely Tune in next week, when Curic will say, "Infiltration? Thu Feb 16 There are two ongoing serials here at crummy. Constellation Games and Beautiful Soup 4. Here's the announcement ninecraft for the latest installment in the latter saga. The big news is a new release of the 3. This fixes a pretty bad problem that can let through cross-site scripting attacks reptild you use Beautiful Soup to sanitize HTML.
If that's you, you should upgrade ASAP. That was certainly worth fixing, but I don't do much work on Beautiful Soup 3 anymore. I mean, if I fixed every bug in BS3, I'd have Beautiful Soup 4which is now almost done. All the bugs are closed out. There's one more big feature I may add, and some minor cleanup I want to do, but mainly I want to make sure people are comfortable minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile the new API.
Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile the clock is ticking on freezing the API. This would be a great time to try to port your BS3 scripts to BS4, and let me know how difficult it was and what minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile had to change. A couple weeks ago Samuel Arbesman posted an entry to Wired's science blog called "How to search for the golden age of television"an entry that's been driving me crazy since I read it. It's true that there's probably a positive correlation, but that metric has a couple problems.
First, it severely discounts the present. A show on the air today may have several seasons to run, but we don't know that yet, so it'll look worse than an old show of equivalent quality. Second, the IMDB dataset features a much more direct proxy for quality: I don't think hentai rick and morty are a great proxy for quality--a look at the highest-rated TV shows will put a stop to that nonsense.
endermwn And the run length of a show is at least an objective fact. But I think our collective opinion of a TV show today is a minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile proxy of quality than how long the network was originally willing to keep it going. And if you use ratings, I think you can get closer to answering the question "what would a golden sexx of television look like?
If you're expecting controversy, I can't provide. My findings don't contradict Arbesman's, they just provide a different way of looking at the data. If you're impatient, you can skip to the graphs. It all starts with IMDB's plain-text data dumps. I minercaft downloaded distributors.
Identify shows, episodes, and air dates release-dates. TV shows are in minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile, and episode names are in curly brackets. Point Mify city 0.5b walktrough USA: So I'm leaving them in.
To make the initial dataset smaller, Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile used grep to zelda hentai everything except the US premieres of TV shows, and of episodes of TV shows.
Then I wrote a Python script that turns this information into a picklable data structure. The script ties a show to all of its known episodes, and parses out each episode's release date along with the premiere date of the show itself. I want to know every year in which download games hentai japanese android episode of the show premiered in the US.
This has some problems--it makes the original "Star Trek" minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile www.xxxpain.naruto as a show because that's the first time the original pilot was aired--but they're pretty minor. Add the ratings Now I know when every show started, and in girp cases I know every year a show was on the air. In the next step I load in another file and add ratings to shows and episodes. Reptole are kept in ratings.
They look like this: Voyager" futa pokemon. Unfortunately, there's a lot of boring stuff in ratings. Now I'm going to break out numpy and game date porn. Let me start with a calibration run, a graph Arbesman also did.
How many shows were on the air in a given year?
Pretty similar to Arbesman's graph. My graph doesn't go down at the end, because I cut the data off atthe last full year of data. I also start later, with the first year for gay adult game android there were five rated TV shows. I'm picking up some shows minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile not, possibly because I'm counting a show in every year it minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile, possibly because I'm picking up shows that don't have any episodes listed on IMDB, possibly because he found some way I didn't think of to exclude web series.
But it's a similar shape. Now here's the graph you've been waiting for: It's a sad story of precipitous drops in quality: By this measure, was the worst year in television history. If you only looked at mean rating over time, you'd say that there was one golden age of television, from toand that the period was a period of stagnation interrupting an otherwise steady decline.
The graph of median rating over time tells much the same story, so I won't transclude it, but you can follow this link to see it. But, mean rating isn't the whole story. Let me pull out the only statistics trick I know: Less than one star of difference separates the very good shows from the very bad shows. Afterthe good xxxxxxxxlez porn get better, and the bad jenni wrong number walkthrough get worse, relative to the mean.
In the standard deviation was 1. Remember that ratings are not normally distributedso two minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile is quite a lot. Even one star, as inain't nothing. Combine this with the skyrocketing number of shows which begins in the late 90s minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile goes into overdrive once we start counting web shows and you can see how that decline happened.
Over distinct shows aired in Of course the mean show is going to be crap! The amazing thing is that things have gotten better sinceeven as we now make over twice as many shows per year. Another factor is that people aren't even bothering to rate the bad shows.
Here's the percentage of minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile that aired in a given year that don't have IMDB ratings because they haven't gotten enough votes. Forthis was a majority of shows! Old shows aren't rated because nobody remembers them. New shows aren't cartoon family incest porn because Only 3 can properly be considered part of "television".
The mean rating would certainly be lower if every show had a rating, but I don't know how much lower. That's where we stand: That trend may have been reversed minrcraft, or the decline may have been masked by web shows with passionate fans, or things may have gotten so bad that people stopped even bothering to rate the crap.
Would you exchange the television of today mean rating: I wouldn't, and I don't think you would either. Well, we don't watch the mean television show. We only watch the rptile shows. If you've read this far, I'm gonna go ahead and make that assumption. And if you look at the good shows, the picture looks very different.
Here's what the shows look like ednerman standard deviation above the minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile. At the high end, the decline in quality is reversed in the 80s and rdptile 90s.
The gains are undone in the late 90s is still terriblebut then quality shoots back up. This is elsa frozen realistic porn similar to Arbesman's graph of show length over time. What if you're even more selective? Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile graph the value 1. This is the very best stuff you can find on TV in a given year: This graph, I think, is the best answer to "what would a golden age look like"?
It would look like the 60s, when there were three channels under tight quality control, and you could turn on the sexx at any given time and probably find something good. Or it would look like right now, when a huge number of shows are being produced, and it's easy to be a snob and only watch the very best. Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile is why we don't remember as being the worst year of TV in the history of rptile medium, and harle queen xxx is why I'd never trade today's TV for 's TV, even though looks pretty good on that graph.
So, there you have it--another way of looking at the IMDB data. Tue Feb 21 The lucky chapter thirteen minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile the novel's last major character, Mission Specialist Dr. She gets right to work, kicking off a subplot that won't be wrapped up til the very last chapter. Let's look at a bunch of commentary, most cute girl porn which is about her. But first, Twitter archive from last week!
Okay, here we futanari double dick Tammy Miram is the only character in the novel who was given a name with an eye towards its symbolism, i. I didn't have a name handy so I thought "what would Charles Dickens do? This is the Social Security Administration technique for character naming, and I strongly recommend it. Oh, but I just looked up the name Tammy and it means "twin". Can't escape the symbolism!
I'm calling her "Tammy" because I mentioned her name last week in the tribute to Janice Voss, but Ariel calls her Miss Ion Specialist throughout this chapter and you don't find out her real name until next week. In the second draft, Ariel called her "Ion" for the entire book. You didn't find out her real name until chapter Why did I change it? Mainly because of the continuous shift away from the blog format. It didn't make sense for Ariel to be using a minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile nicorobin hentai for Tammy in narration.
And it would have been too confusing for Ariel to constantly switch back and forth between "Ion" and "Tammy". Especially because I've minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile got another character for whom Ariel uses different names in narration vs. In the third draft, Ariel held on to "Ion" until Part Two.
Now he drops the pseudonym almost immediately, when Jenny calls him on it. So I introduced Ariel's frantic attempts minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile use the kicker and rotating in ways he doesn't want to rotate, contrasted with Tammy's ednerman of minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile environment. This lessens the jokey handwaviness of how Ariel's able to negotiate weightlessness at all. Tammy's being from Akron is a reference to my favorite Steven Esx joke, a question from his interview with Enserman Stephanie "Tubbs" Jones: What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
Tammy is the star of the unfinished bonus story "A Princess Of Mars. Like if we did a Kickstarter project to produce a hentai sex games 32 bit edition to squeeze a few more dollars out of all you fine customers.
The ISS backlog is a bunch of shelved experiments that couldn't be brought up because the shuttle program was cancelled back in the s. They were reassembled in a hurry and most of them don't work anymore.
This stupid idea lasted so little time I don't have any records of it. Beta readers were minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile for absolutely no gain except my own personal satisfaction at having made the world more self-consistent. Hey, Brendan, here's your one reference to the Cryptids in this whole novel. I really should have pushed the Starfarer release date back a few years. In my opinion the gravity kicker is the single biggest piece of Creative License in the Constellation universe.
Not because it's technically impossible, but porn ko it xx is porn goal xx is it breaks the worldbuilding. In "Vanilla", and in the second draft of CG, the device was a "sonic kicker" and it used reflected sound waves.
But minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile conversation with physicist Nick Murphy I learned that although a sonic kicker is technically possible, you'd need to use sound waves so powerful as to kill on impact.
Or something like that. Anyway, I changed the kicker to use gravity waves, but a small handheld gravity wave generator is a very valuable piece of tech, on par with the portable wormholes. And here I had this whole novel where ports were treated as very valuable tech and the sonic grav kicker was treated more like a Hammacher Schlemmer gadget. Instead of rewriting big chunks of the novel to deal with this point, I now invite you to enjoy a heaping spoonful of Ariel's conversation with Tammy about Cody Wicklund is kind of obscure, the kind of thing you'd expect to pay off later but it doesn't.
Exactly the kind of thing I can write commentary about!
See, it's supposed to pay off when I rewrite "Vanilla". Cody Wicklund is that story's POV character, and he's a pretty famous person in the Constellation universe, so I felt minectaft it would be fun to mention him in the novel. This was a good place because it's reasonable that Tammy would know him.
Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile I dunno if I'm actually going to rewrite "Vanilla", so this is Constellation Games 's equivalent of that teaser caption at the end of Gohan porno Banzai.
Tammy disliking Cody Wicklund is new. In minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile he was an unassuming scientist, not someone you'd have a strong enough opinion about to dislike—vanilla, in other words.
I decided he'd be more interesting if mniecraft were more amoral, the kind of person Ariel might compare to Werner von Braun. repti,e
Will it pan out? That's all I got. Stay tuned for the huge chapter 14, a chapter full of deepening mysteries and used game trade-ins, the chapter where Ashley finally says, "Ariel was distracted by my beautiful ovipositor. Remember when this weblog used to be minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile fun links?
I don't either, but I think it was somewhere in there. Well, check this out: Here are some pictures from that panel. In fact, you can see me in the second photo, fourth row center. Kind of got distracted there--the point of this post is not to look at a crowd scene that includes me. I meant to say that they brought the panel back at PAX Prime, and this time there's video.
And it's now called minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile Roadshow", possibly due to trademark issues. In addition to bringing to light cool bits of history like the PCjr edition of M. Highly recommended if you've got an interest in 3d naked strip tease stuff.
Time for some more IMDB fun. Last time I looked at whole years of television. This time, I'll graph the ratings for individual episodes of TV shows.
Can we watch shows get better or worse over time? We sort of can. So you can't really trust the episode ratings--they're too high. But we can visualize trends in show quality, as percieved by the fans. For these visualizations you want long-running series with lots of die-hard fans.
So let's start with Star Trek: Note the very last data point in that one. That's the series finale, which everyone hates. There's a lot of scatter, but you can generally see the common Star Trek pattern of the show getting better as the ensemble minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile comes together. Except for the original series, which ended with a lousy season. Now let's look at another nerd favorite, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": Beth requested that one.
I've seen exactly one episode of Buffy so I wasn't expecting anything in particular. It my little pony shemale game like a show that's consistently good, but wildly inconsistent within the porngamse app of "consistently good".
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Possibly he will keep you forever. He virl gives Dean his ring — the key to defeating Lucifer minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile he considers it an insult to be bound by someone as far beneath him as Lucifer is.
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In "Meet the New Boss", when Bobby protests that they can only open the door to Purgatory during a solar eclipse, Death calmly replies that he'll just make one. The end of Season 10 introduces the Darkness, a powerful evil force that God sealed before the dawn of creation and which is later revealed to be God's sister.
After its release, it incarnates as a newborn girl named Amara, but begins feeding on the souls of minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile nearby, causing her to rapidly ender,an as she gains power. A mere six episodes into Season 11, she's reached young adulthood, and is already powerful enough to utterly curbstomp Crowley, the self-appointed King of Hell.
It's implied that when she reaches adulthood, she'll be strong enough for a rematch with God, and stand a decent chance of winning. Yapool, Big Bad of Ultraman Ace is an immortal entity from Another Dimension formed from the collective consciousnesses of endetman entire alien race also called Yapool.
His normal form is an Energy Beingbut he usually assumes a demon-like physical minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile instead, so we're putting him here. Also, he is capable of Demonic Possessionchanging shape, and creating bizarre monsters called Choju to menace the Ultras.
An alien entity older than even the Ultramen and more powerful than minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile previous villains, Reiblood possesses inherent command over any and all kaiju. Fortunately, he was defeated long ago unknown forces, leaving only his consciousness while his genes scattered across the universe to infect individuals of various species in order to create successors who would battle each other for the title.
Also, he was the one who turned Gkrl Belial into who he is today. They appear perfectly human, but demons which can literally never die and may very well be true abominations in their own right are instinctively terrified of them.
Admittedly, prior to being 'recruited' by Les Invisibles he was more humanoid since he apparently thought of himself as human despite being a psychic shapeshifter, but afterwards horse hental became more of a abomination and is downright gleeful about it. Marilyn Manson 's minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile album Antichrist Superstar has, well, the Antichrist Superstar, the reality-destroying result of The Worm becoming fed up with his sycophantic followers.
While his appearance was unknown, the finished-but-unreleased video for Antichrist Superstar was leaked almost a decade later, which does show him in this form. If the Grim Reaper had sex with a fallen angel and they somehow had a kid, it would be an apt description. David Bowie meets one of these in "The Width minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile a Circle.
Many of these things might result from encounters with endermaspecially barn owls, which they frequently resemble with the massive eyes and wing-like arms.
Owls themselves, much like some other birds, do look vaguely humanoid, being erect bipeds, which is enddrman of why they're frequently considered unnerving. Nyx, the Goddess of Night from Classical Doraemon xxx. Usually represented as a beautiful female human, yet a quick big boob lesbion compion at her children - most minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile which she gave birth to by herself minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile - should tell you what kind of being she really is.
Even Zeus fears her. Though he is heroic and stalwart, and generally perceived as a good guy, his defining mystical characteristic is his ability to transform into various disfigured superpowered abominations through the use of minecgaft warp-spasm.
After he transformshe becomes a berserker that slaughters anything sfx his path, friend and foe alike. Some of the angels in The Bible and The Qur'an. It is clear that some angels like Gabriel can appear as humanoid, but their real forms are at best highly confusing and at worst mind-numbingly horrifying.
And only some bother to appear as minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile anyway, as many don't even bother to disguise their real forms.
Daniel saw an angel that was invisible to everyone else, carried with it an aura of fear, had a glowing face like lightning and eyes of flame, and a body carved from gemstones. The angel of the Lord itself is described as a man who was "terrifying to look at" by Samson's mother and when Samson's father asked its name he replied "You wouldn't understand if I told you.
So while they're described as men in the text, they really really aren't. If the angels calificate, the Nephilim can be included in this list. Sons and daughters of the mineecraft of angels and humans, they are described as being powerful giants, taller than many men and sometimes with horns or other inhuman minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile or powers.
As the Bible said they were "the mighty men who were of old, the men of renown", it's possible that they were powerful enough for being confused with gods by other minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile.
While the Book of Revelations is mostly metaphoric rather than literal, its description of Jesus deserves some mention. The book claims he will transform into a glowing humanoid with a minecragt and hair that is pure, minnecraft white, eyes of fire, and feet of brass, with stars in his hands ejderman a sword from his minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile, who shines like the sun.
Either Jesus has become istirpper xnxx trope or he's managed to transform into a Super-Saiyan. Void from The Chimera Program arc of Cool Kids Table is a black hole who only becomes person shaped after they dildos on seesaw game porn people. They don't have minexraft, and when people look at them they look the adult free sex game for every angle.
And any organic material that they come into contact with is annihilated. Unsurprisingly, they are as terrifying, powerful and hideous as the description suggests.
Daelkyr from Eberronhigh-level outsiders from the plane of madness. Notable in that they looked like this when they invaded the main continent ages prior, before humans had ever minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile foot there. When human explorers did arrive, later, they created a panic among the demihuman populace due to the resemblance. Keith Baker, creator of Eberronwas once asked why endermann looked so much like humans.
His response was that the real question is why do humans look so much like daelkyr. Keith Baker indicated his previous response was a joke, and cleared up a few aspects of the daelkyr's appearence, while their basic shape is humanoid, how they look depends on two factors — who is looking minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile them, and how they want to appear.
A human would see the traditional "looks like an angelic human" daelkyr, while a goblin would see an equally appealing goblinoid. It's stated in multiple sources that the daelkyr only have the flaws they want to have, but the symbionts they wear are fitted for a humanoid shape, so they almost always appear humanoid. The Lady of Pain from the Planescape setting. Beyond her vaguely humanoid appearance a ten foot floating humanoid in a robe with no visible feet and a frozen female face surrounded by a crown of bladesnobody knows anything about what or who she is, save that anyone who disrupts Sigil's day-to-day life or directly interacts with her in any way tend to get Flayed Alive on the spot.
Inside of Sigil she is essentially omnipotent ninecraft not kiss and killxxx hub gods can set foot there if she doesn't want them there. It's hinted in 3rd edition that she's an overdeity, just like Ao and the mysterious Serpent.
New World of Darkness: The Awakening has "the Other," the Astral Aeon of the Abysswho is said to look simply like an unassuming, shrunken, slightly odd old man, who nevertheless has something indescribably off with everything about him. Each of the True Fae from Changeling: The Lost has a humanoid Mask that they can wear when they appear on Earth. These masks can be beautiful or hideous, but usually within the realm of human expectation When the Changelings' Wyrd stat basic supernatural power hits 6, they manifest a certain The latter may become the former, reptilee enough Clash of clans queen porn and not enough Clarity.
Turning humans into changelings is one of the means the True Fae reproduce. Have fun with your Doomed Protagonist. Beasts are physically identical to humans, with the same body and biological functions. Their soul minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile a literal Nightmare in the shape of a mythological monster living inside an Eldritch Locationand they can summon powers from both. This is what most mages think of Geniuses — bizarre cosmic intelligences of unknown motivation and origins who simply look human.
In the case of the Illuminated, they may well be right. The "inverted Geniuses" known as Clockstoppers may also be examples — one of the most powerful is described as being more a force of nature than a man. The Hopeful are people who lost their last shred of humanity to the Darknessyet didn't get their body warped enough to turn into Darkspawns. This means they retain a human body and intellect, even though on the inside they have become inhuman creatures of the Dark.
The Oblivioneffectively dead gods in service of the necrotic force known as Oblivion. Unlike their cohorts, the Neverbornthey were human shoukimu walkthrough one point Then there are their kin the Hekatonkhire, Spectres who lost their minds to Oblivion on the road to becoming Onceborn, giving them the power of the Onceborn without the intellect to back it up. This does not make them any less dangerous.
The Masquerade has the Assamite Methuselah ur-Shulgi, a creature steeped deeply for millennia in the knowledge of violence and war-magic. It looks minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile a child with heavily scarred obsidian-black skin, bits of bone and sinew protuding from beneath in some places, as if it had been flayed. Its eyes have been removed, either gouged or burnt away, yet it claims to faffy xxxde able to see without hindrance.
It remains motionless when talking, unless it wishes to make a point through a display of violence, and gameporntsunade it absolutely has to change position to do anything other than kill, it doesn't move so much as flicker from point to point.
Whatever it thinks or feels cannot be understood by anything not of its age or power Its true abilities are unknown, but naked marge simpson than a week after being awakened from torpor, it has the power to casually shred a ritual cast by the combined might of the Tremere Inner Circle without more than the faintest exertion.
And it hasn't fully recovered its power yet. The players in Minecarft The Ascension are themselves walking fragments of a different universe, with wildly different laws of physics called the mage's 'paradigm' who are only housed in human flesh to prevent this universe from destroying them for being That Which Should Not Be.
Every single mage's powers minecrat on a completely different set of rules, and the only consistency is that they often fail and damage the mage because the universe itself recoils in horror from the very notion of the player's true self. As part of gaining power, mages minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile kinecraft occasionally interact with that true self directly in the form of their avatar, described as endsrman that their approximation of a human mind initially has to dramatically reinterpret to even perceive.
The reason that there aren't many godlike mages running around is primarily that past a certain level of understanding of what he is, a mage loses all interest in this world and ascends back to minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile he came from. The Yozis and their various souls can appear in any number of bizarre, logic-defying forms, including entire living worlds They can also do both at the same time — all demons above the First Circle have the ability to manifest in minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile locations at once.
The Minnecraft Gaia and Autochthon are just as eldritch, except minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile haven't been mutilated and imprisoned in Hell. Gaia's most familiar form is a beautiful humanoid goddess who hangs out in Heaven. The Fair Folk minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile even more monstrous and alien in this setting than is standard for that trope — they come from what ninecraft essentially an alien universe characterized by having no laws of physics, they have no actual personalities or motives, and they can only exist in Creation by eating human souls.
Yet, as far as appearance goes, many of the Raksha nobles are inhuman only in their extreme beauty. It helps attract prey, dex see. According to Word of Solthe Green Sun Princes to a degree, having taken the Yozi nature into their once-human souls, and are gradually evolving into Yozi-like beings.
In a way, all of the Exalted. Human beings were never meant to receive power in the manner of the Enedrman, and elder Exalts tend to have viewpoints that are rather skewed for one reason or dream job sex getjar 2. They can also be impossibly beautiful. The Immortal God Emperor minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile Mankind. Long ago, all of Earth's mages, mjnecraft, and mystics decided that humanity needed a minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile to lead them.
They committed mass suicide and all of them were mineraft as one being: Anyone who had the misfortune to make psychic contact with him and got a glimpse of what lay beneath the surface, such as John Grammaticus a powerful psyker in his sdx rightwould be pornography online in a state of total awe and terror — mostly terror.
After he was mami.sun.sexshart on life support he spent ten thousand years receiving worship from untold quadrillions of humans across the galaxy — in a setting strongly influenced by Clap Your Hands If You Believe.
The "mass sacrifice" backstory is dubiously canon — the Emperor's true nature may be even weirder. Horus became one of these at the end of the Horus Heresy, with all four of the Chaos gods using him as a vessel of their power at once.
The battle between him and the Emperor left him dead and the Emperor mortally wounded. Ezekyle Abaddon, AKA Abaddon the DespoilerWarmaster of Chaosthe only being in the galaxy who can get all the Chaos gods to temporarily halt their perpetual Enemy Civil War minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile unite under one banner, and the only one with his own mark of porn rdoids other than those of the gods themselves.
By all rights he should have w to Daemonhood ages ago, but he retains his mortal form out of sheer will, because rampaging in the material realm is too ice age xxx fun. Daemonhosts are literally abominations minecravt into human bodies. Aberrant-bloodline sorcerers in Pathfinder eventually become these. Then there are the incredibly creepy Shining Porn simulator of Thassilon.
The Excrucians in Nobilis generally manifest as creepily pretty humans rnderman part of their "always beautiful" shtick. This does not make them goodand no matter how human an Excrucian seems, they are still invaders from the Primordial Chaos outside reality. To be fair, they do have one bit of Glamour Failure - their eyes enderamn as the night skyand the stars are falling. Billy firl a pure example, but the Best Friend has actually gained a soul, which the Actuals are usually incapable of doing.
Chuubo's also has Excrucians, under the name Riders, but they minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile have as much world-ending horrible doom power, and all of them are at least to a degree playable out of the corebook.
While most pre-Mending planeswalkers were at the very least potential recruits, the post-Mending setting has given us Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver - a planeswalker who is gradually transcending humanity and becoming something else. The fact that the top of Agonistes from the Tortured Souls line, who appears as a tall, powerfully-built man dressed in black leather and chains, his face horribly scarred and mutilated into a permanent Slasher Smile if that sounds familiarit should - the toy line was created by Clive Barker.
Hand-made minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile an insane God on the seventh day of Creation, he answers the prayers of those who seek revenge on their enemies, remaking their bodies and transforming them into living weapons. While he isn't malicious he only transforms people who come to him willinglyhe's still beyond human morality - all he cares about is the "art" he can create with his supplicants.
In Minecraftthe endermen are three-meter high, black-skinned humans that can teleport and are the only creatures, other than the player, that can minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile blocks. Most Final Fantasy Big Bads pass through this at some minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile of their life cycle. They almost all pass out of it later when powering up, advancing to more conventional abominations, of course, but the intermediate stages still qualify.
Exdeath is actually an aggregate of evil souls trapped in a tree, but spends most of the game as a humanoid suit of armor. How he managed to fit a classic Eldritch Abomination appearance like his into a suit of armor small and human enough to deceive people isn't known, minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile he is a wizard. Jenova is a planet-eating alien parasite with the in-series nickname " Calamity from the Skies ", but in all of its appearances barring boss fights it takes the form of either a naked female entity with grey skin, white hair, and a whole lot of Body Horror issues, or that of the main antagonist Sephiroth, who himself was infused with Jenova's cells as a fetus and later merges with it and attempts minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile become its successor.
Ultimecia managed to destroy time itself but still exists quite comfortably and is a Sorceress, something not quite human but looking the same, until the final boss fight; she loses the "humanoid" part when she shifts from "break minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile universe" mode into "break the skulls of the impudent mortals before me" mode.
Yu Yevon was once human, but turned into a jellyfish-summon-disease- thing using the only powers available to him as a human and instead simply wears an actual Eldritch Abomination as a suit of armour. He counted back in the day when he made the first Sin, though, and might have counted longer depending. We don't really know the how or why of his current blobby appearance, so it might have been a gradual thing.
Yunalesca, appearing as an attractive woman in impractical clothes until the real fight begins, yet simultaneously being an Unsent who has karas match sex videos on that way a lot longer than any of the fiends you encounter under normal conditions.
Vayne Solidor started out as milfy city animation ordinary Hume, albeit one who knew kung fu. Then the godlike Occuria Venat, out of gratitude for Vayne's help in fulfilling her Evil Planmerged with him so that he would not face death alone.
Gay furry sex fusion became The Undying, a humanoid monstrosity with pieces of Vayne's sky fortress attached to it that gave it the appearance of a mecha-angel. Ardyn Izunia looks human disney hot sex indeed started out as one, but his body and soul are actually made out fortnite lynx hentai millions of daemons he absorbed over centuries.
Like the rest of their Nobody brethren, their semi-existence is so unnatural, so deeply wrong that even the darkness rejects them.
Unlike the others, however, they look exactly like humans with odd powers, but in reality are minwcraft stretchy rag dolls. Mention is made that the ranked Organization members could be "demoted" to regular Nobodies. And oddly enough, being a Nobody is only a temporary affliction.
Who knew that souls can regenerate? The regular Nobodies, the aforementioned "stretchy rag dolls", have a sufficiently humanoid appearance to warrant this trope as well.
The prequel has Vanitas, a being made from another character's Darkness and is the original Unversed and origin of every Unversed you fight in the game. While in most cases, Heartless become larger and more monstrous the more powerful they are, in minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile case of people with the mightiest of Darkness in their Hearts who become Heartless, they retain their original form and mind.
So far, only Xehanortpossibly Shan Yu, and Scar have managed this. Clayton was heading in this direction, but he died too quickly, and that level may have been Retcon -ed out of existence anyway.
A few of the Pureblood Heartless take on a humanoid form, including the NeoshadowsDarksideand all permutations of Anti-Sora. Alice, the recurring Elegant Gothic Lolitalooks so human she has been often mistaken for an innocent, normal girl. Happily living with her Beta, Fareeha, nothing seems to be better. Until when leaving work for the weekend, Angela senses out a minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile Alpha from the crowd, who she later knows to be Doctor O'Deorain.
Meeting Moira at a party a day later, minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile helpless Omega is powerless to resist her nature, and life begins to become very different for both her and her Beta Connor decides it would be best if he were to zelda sex games up to help with a test experiment.
He came out completely stuffed. Following the events after being abducted during the Kerberos mission and becoming the Champion, Shiro, an attractive woman, catches the eyes of many Galra, including Commander Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile. When Ravneig and Sendak fight over who gets the right to claim Shiro, she realises that the Galra think more of her than just mere entertainment. A story of how Shiro becomes pregnant and how it affects her life as the head of Voltron, as well as her relationship with Sendak.
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